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Interested in Woo?
If you've never heard of Woo, it might not be for you . . .
The following are verbal warning signs that an individual has taken the download (and is thus very likely allergic or at least highly averse to Woo . . .) In all probability they are no longer capable of achieving open-mindedness, discernment, non-duality, tolerance, reasonable debate, critical thinking or independent thought.
"I follow the Science . . ."
"I trust the experts . . ."
"The CDC/WHO/government or other authority figure said (so-and-so . . .)"
(generally in a rather shocked or disgusted manner) "You're not getting the Vax ???"
They may proceed to regard you in a manner such as this:
OR . . .
"Hey, buddy! (Or ma'am) Where's your mask, bro/friend/honey? . . ."
"That sounds like another freaking conspiracy theory . . ."
"Oh, boy, he's just another crazy conspiracy theorist . . ."
(Place your Borg phasers on Shun . . .)
"No, it was just another crazed lone gunman with uncanny aim. They taught us that in the 6th grade, dummy . . ."
"Tartaria? What alien language are you speaking, conspiracy theorist? . . ."
"A lost civilization in Antarctica? No, they never taught us that in school (They did teach us that the League of Nations has a longstanding treaty forbidding any normal human from going there, whatever that's all about. Anyways, it's too freaking cold. Who in their right mind would want to? . . ."
"Things will be getting back to normal . . . Any day now . . ."
"Yeah, things will turn around now that (political party of choice) is back in power . . ."
"Why on earth would that nice man (or lady) on the CNN (or other mainstream news outlet) lie or otherwise spread mis/disinformation? They are only there to report the news. They really care about us and telling the truth . . ."
"Why would I dare to question anything the authorities tell me to do (or not to do)? They only have my best interests at heart. The government loves us all . . . just like Jesus . . ."
If they're especially clever: "You've been listening to too much Woo-clef Jean, man . . ."
"You high as hell, man!"
Painfully predictable, "Yeah, it was all that guy's fault! . . ."
Or the following:
Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, they cannot be reasoned with. Needless to say, they may even be dangerous . . .
To paraphrase the man: "You can't turn an atheist to a god-fearing believer . . ."
Just walk away. Save yourself . . .
Embrace the Woo . . .
Oui, oui, y'all!
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