You Gotta Love Yahoo!!!

I just can;t help but love Yahoo, those wacky fear-mongering chaos agents. What shameless and whimsical minions they have proven to be over the years. And for some reason, I just can't seem to free myself from the invisible chains of their irrepressible mayhem-spewing homepage. It's like a horrific car wreck you just can't look away from even speeding by innocently on the highway.

Speaking of car wrecks and other unspeakable atrocities, here is a compilation of recent Yahoo headlines.

Missing Submarine Found Cracked Open--Entire Crew Has Died (4/25/21)
Woman Swallowed by a Python as She Checks on Her Cornfield (4/25/21)
UFC Fight Ends With Horrific Injury (4/25/21)
LA Police fatally shoot driver in body armor (4/25/21) .
82 Killed as Oxygen Tank Explodes at Covid hospital in Iraq (4/24/21)
At least 6 killed in fiery van crash on Georgia interstate (4/24/21)
Officer captured on video punching a woman.(4/23/21)
Cape Cod man pleads not guilty by reason of insanity in Appalachian Trail hiker's death (4/23/21)
Woman captures disturbing dressing room encounter on camera! (4/24/21)

Huh?

And all this inexplicable mayhem occurring in less than one week!

And these guys are even thoughtfully resurrecting old historic national traumas, just for old time's sake.

National Calamity: Lincoln assassination announced with bold headlines. (April 22, 1865 and 2021).

What a dystopic world we live in! It's a small miracle we're not all bloody psychotic.

I mean, I'm getting complex PTSD just reading this stuff. (Wow, maybe that's the evil plan.)

And these lovable Yahoos have been giving the old National Enquirer a run for their money for years. I mean, you just can't make this stuff up. Nothing to see here, folks. Especially none of that good old American propaganda we've been force fed for decades.

Okay, don't even go there, Mr. Poindexter Conspiracy Theorist. Bad stuff happens out there. Get over it.

Now shut up and keep reading the horrific headlines, Citizen Kane.

And just what in the world do purple fences mean in the American South?

I have no idea, but frankly I can't wait to find out . . .

Fortunately, it's not all bad news. Just most of it, apparently.

Finally, on the bright side, (April 21, 2021), Birmingham Alabama to pardon 15,000 marijuana convictions.

Former Miss World and TV Wonder Woman 69 year old Lynda Carter posts nude photos online. And she doesn't look a day over 70!

But once upon a time . . . Shazam! Thanks for the memories. (Lynda Carter has some very interesting connections to esoteric Phoenix by the way but that's another story.)